Here's the Prompt this week for Friday Fictioneers. Yes, yes it's Thursday and I'm sure I'm slacking this week. Work has been a beast this and RFKAO has a new job that's disturbing my routine. I've gotten so used to him being around that I'm pretty much bummed out when he's gone.
If I wasn't such a commitment phobe I think I'd go out and find a man to take up my time. Instead I'll just get used to this new thing and do what I do best. As soon as I figure out what that is...
Tha'ss puurddy...
And now on to the Bean Counter:
Last Bean Counter tally: 62 Not very promising.
That I missed a week of the Bean Counter: -20
Donna Summer dies at 63 of cancer: - 50
RFKAO has no idea who that is: -40
Adam from the Beastie Boys also passed away: -35
RFKAO once again didn't know who that was: -25
The rent got paid: +100
Chewy hates his new food so much that he's not eating it: -25
We have food we can substitute so he's not starving: +15
Unpacked the last box from two moves, Japan to states, then from tiny place to this one: +45
Met a guy named Richard on my walk the other day who has three dogs and wants to plan play dates with Chewy. Richard's Pit Bull is theee sweetest thing on four legs, as long as you let him chew on his ball: +12
RFKAO listened to me have a conversation with my brother where my Boston accent came out so thick he almost couldn't understand it: -10
RFKAO started a game of Punch Buggy and I won by two: +21
My GI Bill paperwork was approved so I'm going to school in the fall: +41
Since the paper work is approved I have to make a trip over to the college to start my registration: -19 no no like waiting in line.
Ran out of meds again, and now I see things that aren't there: -67
I'm not freaking out over the things that aren't there, I just know that there not there: +11 hey what ever works.
We almost died on the 805 over the weekend because noon time drivers are insane: - 41 messes with my anxiety.
Sang I Will Survive at Karaoke on Sunday with a soar throat and still did a fabulous job: +50
Thanks to over paying the gas and electric bill last month the bill this month is $-1.00: +10
RFKAO randomly tells straight guys I'm single I'm not sure if that is a bad or a good thing: +/-0
Home girl in Japan not only gave birth to an unbelievably beautiful little girl, but she actually found time to buy me some Dydo Juice while she was at it. What a super mom she'll be: +35
This Bean Counter tally: 69. 69! Meh, it could be worse.
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Last Week's Tally 105
Polish Dentist extracts ALL her cheating ex-boyfriend's teeth. Once again proving that hell hath no fury like a dentist scorned. -50
Getting called a class act for laughing at the victim's misfortune. +50
Seen the best celebrity parody of Shia LaBeouf ever click here +100
RFKAO now sells vacuums, personally I think the job already sucks. -10
Ashton Kutcher is looking to date again. Ask me how I know this? I saw the video of it on Girl's Got Shine (awesome Blog btw) see that on youtube, here +13
My home girl from High School, Michelle posted this wonderful (it's funny because it's true) statement on Facebook. +13
The bathroom in this awesomely awesome apartment is appearently haunted. Only because the toliet overflowed on Tuesday, then the sink started leaking. -75
That I can fix it with some teflon tape and a video from this old house. + 20
That I don't have permission to fix it. -35
Greatest example of not proof reading your work: The, The Impotence of proofreading your work. Thanks to @Ren_Thompson on Twitter +30
The Flash Fiction came out earlier and my story is all ready done for it. 126 words that's about my average. +12
RFKAO has decided to join the Flash Fiction fray this week. I fore see a challenge in the house over the weekend. +24
I submitted a pay stub late and now the rent will be late this month. That really sucks because this is the first month. Gotta pay a late fee. -75 (The Late Fee is that much)
PNNU seems to be moving on a bus that goes much faster than mine. I'm not sure how I feel about that. Kinda tempted to call my mother about it. Oprah and Reader's Digest is still fresh in my mind so I have to figure this one out myself. -21
Took Chewy on a 90 minute death march up and down all the hills of South Crest, he repaid me by pooping on the carpet an hour later. -20
Heard about a new series that I'd love to get into Magic City. Seems like a great show already. Can't wait until I get it on Itunes. Oh right it's not on Itunes yet. -19
This weeks tally: 62
62? what the heck???
