A Country Walk
Toddy was sweating. He hated sweating, and Errol refused to slow down.
"How long until we get there Errol?" Toddy grunted, he wasn't used to long walks through the country side. "You said we were going on an adventure. This looks like a walk in the muck."
"Muck is wet you fat wanker. Shut up you're scaring the animals with you're breathing"
"Well I can't stop my breathing can I"
"You can if you try… Whots this?" Errol stopped short. Toddy bumped into him. He stepped back and looked ahead.
"Looks like a rainbow Errol, wanna see the end of it?" Toddy found himself rather funny sometimes.
"No, you twat, what's that noise? Sounds like its right up there."